The client buys a burger and the waiter is about to give his change back
Waiter - sir, would you like to donate one euro to the CHI?
Client - no, I don't!
Waiter - oh, yes you do!
Client - what? No, I don't! Give me my change, please.
Waiter - but, it's for the children!
Client - how can you guarantee that, huh? Besides, I already make my part for the community! And I know where my contribution is going to. But if I donate here, how am I gonna be sure that it is really going to the CHI, and not to the pocket of this fast food chain? SO PLEASE, GIVE ME MY FUCKING EURO!
Waiter - but... You have to donate it...
Client - REALLY? WHY? ENLIGHTEN ME, PLEASE!
Waiter - because... This euro was in my ass...
Client - WHAT? WHY WAS IT IN YOUR... Never mind! So give me another one!
Waiter - it's the last one. You have to donate it.
Client - I doubt it!
Waiter - look, or you donate it, or you wash it and keep it.
Client - I won't wash it! You wash it! It was in YOUR buddeks!
Waiter - Donation it is!
Client - OH, YOU FREELOADER BASTARD! *grabs the neck of the waiter and tries to choke him* GIVE ME MY MONEY!
Waiter - ok, ok. Here it is!
Client - oh! Thank you. * recomposes himself* See you tomorrow, Ed!
Waiter - See you, John!
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